Monday

In the drive-thru getting breakfast and the person who took my order is a tenant I just evicted. Yeah, wonʻt be eating that…

Tuesday

Applicant says, ‘It doesn’t matter that my credit is bad and that I owe the electric company over $900. I am a good tenant you f*cking bitch.” 

Wednesday

Went to meet a new tenant in a unit transferred to us from another company.   When I arrive, the tenant says that if I try to take pictures of anything she will take my camera and bash it in my head. 

Thursday

Me:  “Knock, knock. Good Morning! We are here for your inspection. 

Tenant:  “Look, this is a bad day and you f*ckers haven’t fixed my refrigerator and my food is all rotten.” (Whips open fridge door so I get a good whiff.)

Me:  “Oh my goodness! When did you report your fridge not working?”

Tenant:  “About an hour ago.”

Friday

Tenant called the police on me because I raised the rent. 

🔑 A good Property Manager is worth every cent.  We deal with the difficult tenants so you don’t have to.